Happy New Year!

There was once a man who observed skirts. There came a point in time when he saw an attractive one and decided to chase it. He chased it round and round and became hopelessly entwined in it only to realise it had become a fabric serpent constricting him ferociously. He prayed long and hard with faith, hope, and most importantly, love in his heart, and God graciously turned the fabric serpent into a kite. The man gratefully took the kite by it's twine and ran to a large field to fly it. With the knowledge that it was a precious gift from his mighty Father in Heaven warm in his heart, he flew it joyfully, as though it were an extension of his mind, body and soul. From then on, he enjoyed it's company greatly and thanked God everyday for the bestowment of such a priceless object upon the unworthy creature that was him. The end.